Goat Simulator is (almost) here…and it’s apparently real and spectacular

When you can’t tell if something is a thing. You know, like Goat Simulator, something The Telegraph¬†trumpeted under the headline: “Is this greatest video game of all time?”

“Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU,” the game’s developers, Coffee Stain Studios, noted on YouTube, and well, everywhere in releasing its trailer. “You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!”

And, for further clarification, the creators say the game is “all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat.” Oh, and it comes with this disclaimer: “Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.”

Intrigued? Well, you can pre-order now. It comes out April 1. Please say April Fool’s Day joke. Oh crap. It’s real.

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