What’s better than a dad joke?
How about animal-style Halloween humdingers? May we present you with the internet’s best round of of some howl-ers and others, well, may make you groan.
Zoos, veterinarians and national parks around the world are sharing their spookiest — or least most cringe-worthy — critter-themed jokes in honour of the Oct. 31st tradition.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
— Big Cat Rescue (@BigCatRescue) October 29, 2022
He had bat breath! 🤣🤣#JinxLeopard #BigCats #BigCatRescue #Rescue #Tiger #Cats #Halloween #Pumpkin #Joke #Funny #Caturday #CaroleBaskin pic.twitter.com/7CCoLjY14O
Almost time for Halloween jokes! #chentomology #entomology #entomologist #insects #biology #animal #science #scienceart #sciart #cartoon #sciencecomics #entomologyarts #art #artist #digitalart #digitalartist pic.twitter.com/rQOhpS1uty
— Chentomology (@chentomology) September 29, 2022
It’s time to go again. Happy Halloween #Shadowhunters fans 🎃! Have fun at #ShadowhuntersChat 🙂 And here’s a little scientific animal joke for Mr. @MatthewDaddario and all of you kind people. 🐜 pic.twitter.com/8SSAK87dbh
— Zuzka| is heartbroken 💔🏳️🌈 (@thatSlovakGirl) April 15, 2019
Bwa ha ha! (I love this dog! 😍)#puns #Halloween #jokes pic.twitter.com/H2Co4AyjR6
— Sarah (安和 = Awa) Awooooo 🐺 (@AuthorSarahAwa) October 26, 2020
Good morning!
— Daisy S. Puppers (@DaisyPuppers) October 16, 2021
Here’s a Halloween joke for you:
What is Dracula’s favorite kind of dog?
A bloodhound!
Stay spooky friends!
👻 🎃 pic.twitter.com/mzWam9GMmG
Main Photo: Mark Bradley/Jasper National Park/Facebook
