“No safe way to test a squirrel for meth” police say after seizing an alleged doped-up attack squirrel

An Alabama man who kept a squirrel in his apartment is denying police allegations that the pet was fed methamphetamine to keep it aggressive and ready to attack intruders.

Mickey Paulk, who is wanted on drug and gun charges, kept an “attack squirrel” in his apartment, according to the Limestone County Sheriff’s office.

“Narcotics investigators arrested one man and are looking for another after they executed a search warrant Monday that yielded meth, drug paraphernalia, body armor, and a squirrel,” said a statement from the Limestone County Sheriff’s Office on Tuesday.

But Paulk said in a statement of his own that the squirrel is his much-beloved pet.

Investigators searched the apartment a week ago after getting a tip that  Paulk, 35, was keeping a methamphetamine-fueled “attack squirrel” at the residence, the police statement said.

Ronnie Reynolds, 37, was found in the apartment and charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and loitering at a known drug house. He was released on $4,000 bond, according to the sheriff’s office.

The deputies also found a squirrel in a cage, and after confirming with Alabama Game and Fish that Alabama residents cannot legally keep a pet squirrel, they released it.

As to the tip the squirrel was fed drugs, police could not confirm.

“There was no safe way to test the squirrel for meth,” the sheriff’s department statement said.

Paulk — although still wanted for possession of an illegal firearm, possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia — appeared in a video on Facebook with a squirrel Tuesday night.

In the video statement he says he no longer lived at the residence that was raided, but went there after the search, whistled, and the squirrel settled on his shoulder.

In the video, Paulk acknowledge that the squirrel is aggressive and had bitten people, but denied that the rodent was trained to attack.

“The public isn’t in danger from the methed-out squirrel in the neighborhood,” Paulk said, with a chuckle. “He’s not on meth, I’m pretty sure. Better not find out he’s on meth anyway. I don’t think he likes that sh–.”

He wrote on Facebook that he had been bottle-feeding the animal since it was hours old and raising it “like it was my own.”

“He does not know how to live in the wild. So all they really did was try to kill him,” Paulk said. He’s a little shook up by the whole incident.”

Limestone County police said there is an ongoing search for Paulk that

“has nothing to do with his squirrel. Paulk is a fleeing felon with multiple felony warrants unrelated to the squirrel.”

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