Wife stabs husband with squirrel (decorative). Squirrel (decorative) unharmed

Remember that story about a woman who was so mad at her husband because he forgot to buy beer Christmas Eve that she stabbed him with a squirrel?

It happened a year ago and it wasn’t a real squirrel but the assault was real.

We have done our extensive journalism research honed from years of reporting at some of the biggest newspapers in Canada ie: we made some half-hearted phone calls and Googled and we came up with nothing.

We don’t know what happened to Helen Ann Williams of North Charleston, South Carolina.

She was so mad at her hubby that he forgot the Christmas beer that she hit him over the chest with a decorative squirrel. Using the squirrel, police say Williams hit her husband over the head and then stabbed him in the chest.

The husband was not seriously hurt and Williams was arrested and held on $10,000 bail.

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