This is the most vicious (not vicious) mauling (not a mauling) you have ever seen.
Golden Friend Forever Kennel in São Paulo posted the most wonderful video of a tot being mugged by a pound of puppies.
The wagging tails. The laughter. The. Puppies.
Não tenho maturidade para tanta fofura junta!!! 🙈😍 Dourados GFF, Giuli x Leon e Grazi x Nelson 🤣! 😍💙❤️🐶 . @retrieverpuppies @goldenretrieversworld @puppiespedia @goldenretriever @americankennelclub . . . . #golden #goldens #gff #gffkennel #gffdogstore #goldensofinstagram #goldenretrieversofinstagram #goldenpuppy #ilovepet #ilovedog #pet #dog #ilovegolden_Retrievers #puppy #puppies #criandocomamor #sintaaemocaogff
Folks on Twitter, naturally, are having a little too much fun.
Breaking News: Pack of rabid wolves tear a defenceless child to pieces in sickening, unprovoked attack. pic.twitter.com/yg1MhkR7ZB
— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) August 6, 2018
WARNING: Graphic video
A pack of vicious dogs brutally attack a helpless child as he tries to escape their merciless wrathpic.twitter.com/TvvMqzr5vL
— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@MuslimIQ) August 9, 2018
GFF Kennel’s Instagram, by the way, is a rabbit hole you want to fall down.
It has a cuteness count of about a zillion.