This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy ate roast beef. This little piggy had none. And, this little piggy slid wee wee weeeeee all the way home.
The video, which was uploaded on Facebook last week by Ricky Phillip Gindlesberger to WPXI-TV Pittsburgh, also offered this weather warning.
“Be careful out there! Ice everywhere, poor Phinny couldn’t even make it to the grass!”
Don’t worry. Phinny then spent alllllll day cuddled up by a heater indoors.